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10\/16\/2020 - Stop masticating and swallow the damn carrot<\/a><\/div>
01\/18\/2020 - Too loud, too quiet, too little, too late<\/a><\/div>
10\/24\/2019 - Remembering Tina, or, farewell fallen soldier<\/a><\/div>
09\/25\/2019 - Homemade hooch and lucid dreaming in rural Utah<\/a><\/div>
08\/01\/2019 - Ashley is an asshole. Don't be like Ashley.<\/a><\/div>
07\/02\/2019 - Do you see what I see? Probably not with that stupid headset on.<\/a><\/div>
06\/27\/2019 - Johnny Utah could kick John Wick's ass<\/a><\/div>
05\/29\/2019 - All the pretty girls drive volkswagens<\/a><\/div>
05\/16\/2019 - Felt cute, might resend another fake photo later<\/a><\/div>
05\/03\/2019 - An ode to aging gracefully, you whiny man child<\/a><\/div>
04\/26\/2019 - Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Are you there grandma? It's me, technology.<\/a><\/div>
04\/19\/2019 - You have got to be ______ (verb ending in -ing) me. ________ (salutation), boypooltime<\/a><\/div>
04\/14\/2019 - Dog training, but for people<\/a><\/div>
04\/09\/2019 - Two lies and a truth<\/a><\/div>
04\/06\/2019 - Drowning in a sea of stop bath<\/a><\/div>
04\/03\/2019 - Always remember, Supreme hoodies don't count<\/a><\/div>
03\/29\/2019 - The Modern Beat Movement, Identified<\/a><\/div>
03\/26\/2019 - Dilation Ramblings of a Shitty Sicko<\/a><\/div><\/div>");